your friend Christian is a cake-boy.

Heather: “It’s just like Hamlet said, ‘To thine own self be true.’”

Cher: “Uh, no, Hamlet didn’t say that.”

Heather: “I think that I remember Hamlet accurately.”

Cher: “Well I remember Mel Gibson accurately, he didn’t say that. That Polonius guy did.”

This is how I got the right answer on the quotes section on my Hamlet test today. Thanks Cher.