bonussapor:

I just received my Christmas gift from Danny. 
He got Phil from Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin to rewrite the song Heers so that it’s about me and Danny and I’s inside jokes.
I. cannot. what. is. life.  

Here are the lyrics:
Tipsy with Jordan 

She’s got me feelin’ like a kid on Halloween 
And she asks me where I want to eat
I say “Chik-Fil-A”
She says that’s ok she says,
“I’ll sneak pizza down in my purse 
and maybe I can bring Sriracha in a jar. 
And then we’ll watch a little 30 Rock
and make some fresh desserts 
with York Peppermint Patties.”
  
Oh, but, oh oh oh oh
When Jordan wins a Golden Globe
And poutine served on every corner
Unlimited bananas and Hans

I want to see you again.

Jordan’s drawin’ circles in the air 
The ground is movin’ under me but to where? 
  
Met Mark Marden and he got a bright red smoodie 
in the palm of his hand
So I hugged his neck 
And said I’m sorry that Charlie sheds
But Angie’s ok
And in my shoulder he says
  
Oh, but, oh oh oh oh
When Jordan wins a Golden Globe
And poutine served on every corner
Unlimited bananas and Hans
  
I wanna see you again.

I don’t think this present could EVER be topped.

(via fuckyeahdannypoissant)